Everybody’s friends at the Fanhouse have done a phenomenal job of compiling galleries of pictures of our favorite athletes (as well as golfers) and their wives. We at HeadBallCoach were inspired by their work and have taken on the difficult task of comparing these women based solely on their physical attributes. Because, really, that's all we care about.
Ladies (Are you lost?) and Gentlemen: The Hottest Wife Competition...
Football
Although the Barber twins are clearly affected by as what can only be described as “yellow fever,” our pick to represent the National Football League is Jeff Garcia’s wife, and former Playmate of the Year, Carmella Decesare. If you need NSFW convincing, simply do a Google Image search on her . Sweet Baby Jesus.
Baseball
Maybe Fanhouse just doesn’t have that many pics of baseball players’ wives. We hope that's the case, otherwise MLB players have absolutely no idea how to make use of their gigantic salaries. We went with Alicia Piazza simply because she looks like she WAS hot back when Mike still liked women. Derek Jeter deserves mention both for crushing more ass than we even have room to discuss, and not being tied down to just one piece of meat woman.
Basketball
We are sick and tired of seeing Eva Longoria on the
Golf
And finally, in an attempt to further confuse his children’s gene pool, Tiger Woods took a Swedish model as his wife. She gets extra points for having a twin sister.
WINNER: If you're still reading this, you're probably only scrolling with one hand, and I hope it's not because of Mike Piazza. Carmella Decesare by a country mile.
However, twins hold a special place in our pants hearts, and Elin Woods takes the gold if she brings her sister into the mix.
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