1 Hog + 1 Lion + 1 Angry Looking Bird = Playoffs

This will be the year the Arizona Cardinals snap their nine year playoff drought.

Last year a leaky offensive line doomed Matt Leinart and the rest of the Cardinals' skill players. This year, there's a new sheriff in town, and he certainly looks ready to shoot a low budget porno.



No that's not Ron Jeremy on the set of '4th and 9 Inches,' it's Russ Grimm--the Cardinals new offensive line coach. An original member of the famed Redskins 'Hogs,' Grimm will know exactly how to utilize new draftee Levi Brown and former Buffalo Bill Mike Gandy to form a nasty, aggressive offensive line. While it won't evoke images of Grimm and his Hog-Mates steamrolling Miami in Super Bowl XVII, this improved Cardinals o-line will finally allow this talented Cardinal offense to shine.

Adding two Michigan alums (Go Blue!), Alan Branch and Stevie Breaston, through the draft should offer a substantial boost to the defense and special teams as well.

NFC West, you've been warned. Besides, Seahawks fans, are you really betting on this guy to win the division for you?